sempuki

Good.

It's never that interesting.

Spuds 4 nowt.

Catts for me like off.

Sherla scores.

Hopefully they've made Chelsea angry like we did.

Fecking Wet Spam.

Typical Sun typo. Her name is Linda (mad woman).

Ings mentioned again this morning.

She's going to be extremely popular if this comes off. Won't be short of people offering to buy her a drink (or curry) in the town.

Bit of good news before bed.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5091764/amanda-staveley-newcastle-mike-ashley-curry/ More pictures.

February is better than nowt. Would still be happy.

Bet the greedy bastard disgusted her with his eating habits. Still, sounds like progress.

Needs to replace Lejeune.

Player of the month (in the eyes of our sponsors).

Think this is probably our best side.

Gayle linked with Wolves in a brummie paper.

Might as well raze the place to the ground (with Ashley in it) and start again. Naturally, hope this is bollocks.

Joy.

Aarons linked away at the bottom of this: http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle/15701841.NEWCASTLE__Rafael_Benitez_will_be_pushing_for_a_transfer_kitty_regardless_of_who_owns_the_Magpies/

If the fat fuck stays that's Rafa gone at the end of the season. Probably leaving a hero after he's kept us up.

Yep.

Not asking for much at all really.

Very much doubt it.