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Not sure if this is an update: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-middlesbrough-liverpool-sheyi-ojo-10789736

http://www.themag.co.uk/2017/07/club-president-says-talks-yoan-gouffran-going-well-newcastle-united/

I think we'll have a few things to say about that like. :lol:

Latest from Douglas. Derisory, probably insulting bid incoming: State of play with Murphy My understanding is that Newcastle remain in dialogue with Norwich over Jacob Murphy. They won’t go to the price Norwich want but - crucially - the Canaries also have to get players off the books to add under new boss Daniel Farke. The noises from those aware of the deal are that it could be a goer. But at £16m? No chance. Newcastle also have Adama Traore and Tom Lawrence, of Leicester, on their radar. United have spoken to people at Ipswich about the latter as they consider making an offer. Good player, too..

Can we start crowdfunding for a "Heed the Baal"?

Initial bid was £8m. £10m is still too low IMO. Aye - won't be enough.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle/15406156.Newcastle_United_to_table_final__take_it_or_leave_it__offer_for_Jacob_Murphy/ Penfold the master negotiator.

The most pointless transfer of the window Adding to Rafa's angst.

Every bump of this thread I think it's his latest injury news. Matter of time surely.

Good question:

Martin Hardy has contacts close to Rafa. Sounds a bit like a final ultimatum to me. What a fucking club to support...

FFS. Time to get a new hobby.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel?

Didn't last long.... ?

Please....

New name: http://www.themag.co.uk/2017/07/newcastle-ready-make-offer-jairo-riedewald-report-newcastle-united/

f*** me! These young prima donnas and their riders, eh! Heard from a mate in the club (very close to the horse's ass mouth, I mean mouth... Very, very close; say nowt Shhh!) That the Lejeune delay was nothing to do with cash. Turns out the cheeky f***er demanded a fresh bowl of Pomegranate flavoured Jelly Belly jelly beans be placed in his locker everyday. (Some minion eventually volunteered to pick them out: "Hoy, Lee you've left in a Juicy Pear! Useless c***"). Now we have structural reurbishment demands! Cheeky f***ers... Let's not buy any more of them. You're really weird bro. Partly predictive text, partly knackered. I was on about altarmullet mate Ah right - that post is a bit mental like.

f*** me! These young prima donnas and their riders, eh! Heard from a mate in the club (very close to the horse's ass mouth, I mean mouth... Very, very close; say nowt Shhh!) That the Lejeune delay was nothing to do with cash. Turns out the cheeky f***er demanded a fresh bowl of Pomegranate flavoured Jelly Belly jelly beans be placed in his locker everyday. (Some minion eventually volunteered to pick them out: "Hoy, Lee you've left in a Juicy Pear! Useless c***"). Now we have structural reurbishment demands! Cheeky f***ers... Let's not buy any more of them. You're really weird bro. Partly predictive text, partly knackered.

Murphy interested in joining but we might have to double our office - Chronicle. He's not coming then.

Add Delph, Jacob Murphy and Andre Gray and buy British? That would involve spending money though.