Memphis

CLEAR CUT PENALTY. Absolutely shocking officiating.

Bottled that one too.

It wasn't.

Only a matter of time. Just hope it isn't de Jong.

Carroll getting ready.

Jonas has faded over the last 15 minutes. And of course I literally cannot think of one thing Nolan has done. But Tiote has been fabulous.

Perch is lucky - on the replay, you could see Lescott press down with his studs on the ankle as he leapt over Perch.

Lescott stamped the ankle. Quite clearly.

I wonder if Alan Shearer will have heard of this de Jong fella if he's asked to comment on the tackle.

Great recovery by Enrique and Campbell there!

They always were.

You must not be listening today. He is beyond horrendous on this match.

Jonas playing a blinder today.

Rewound my DVR - David Pleat actually says - WHILE BEN ARFA IS ON THE GROUND WITH HIS LEG BEING HELD BY A PHYSIO - "Newcastle signalling to the bench that there...could be a problem. I wonder if that's a shoulder injury there...maybe a left leg."

The commentators are having to use the "hushed voice" that golf commentators use when someone is putting.

David Pleat is a fuck.

Krul just embarrassed Tevez there...LOLOLOLOLOL

Looks like a groin. Brilliant.

Colo's injured too. FUCKING GREAT. Campbell's about to come on.

Tremendous workrate from the entire team today. Holding the ball well.

WHAT A FINISH!!!! ARGY POWER!!!!!!!!

Unbelievable. Ref bottled that. Terrible terrible decision. Never a penalty in a million years. If it's a penalty, it's a red card. Can't be a yellow.

Just takes the joy out of watching.

He's going to be out for a long time. Wish him a speedy recovery. And David Pleat is a cunt of the highest order on commentary.

Everton can't score, but Birmingham can do it for them...Roger Johnson OG 0-1 Everton.