Memphis

Let's recap the referee's performance: De Jong scissor tackle that breaks Ben Arfa's leg - DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A FREE KICK NEVER MIND A RED CARD Williamson slides in on Tevez on the edge of the box, getting the ball first - PENALTY Lescott rugby tackles Ameobi in the box - NO PENALTY Fuck off.

SHOULD HAVE FUCKING CRUSHED HIM TIOTE

Well, well played Campbell.

Williamson should have scored there.

CLEAR CUT PENALTY. Absolutely shocking officiating.

Bottled that one too.

It wasn't.

Only a matter of time. Just hope it isn't de Jong.

Carroll getting ready.

Jonas has faded over the last 15 minutes. And of course I literally cannot think of one thing Nolan has done. But Tiote has been fabulous.

Perch is lucky - on the replay, you could see Lescott press down with his studs on the ankle as he leapt over Perch.

Lescott stamped the ankle. Quite clearly.

I wonder if Alan Shearer will have heard of this de Jong fella if he's asked to comment on the tackle.

Great recovery by Enrique and Campbell there!

They always were.

You must not be listening today. He is beyond horrendous on this match.

Jonas playing a blinder today.

Rewound my DVR - David Pleat actually says - WHILE BEN ARFA IS ON THE GROUND WITH HIS LEG BEING HELD BY A PHYSIO - "Newcastle signalling to the bench that there...could be a problem. I wonder if that's a shoulder injury there...maybe a left leg."

The commentators are having to use the "hushed voice" that golf commentators use when someone is putting.

David Pleat is a fuck.

Krul just embarrassed Tevez there...LOLOLOLOLOL

Looks like a groin. Brilliant.

Colo's injured too. FUCKING GREAT. Campbell's about to come on.

Tremendous workrate from the entire team today. Holding the ball well.

WHAT A FINISH!!!! ARGY POWER!!!!!!!!