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I wonder if Alan Shearer will have heard of this de Jong fella if he's asked to comment on the tackle.

Great recovery by Enrique and Campbell there!

They always were.

You must not be listening today. He is beyond horrendous on this match.

Jonas playing a blinder today.

Rewound my DVR - David Pleat actually says - WHILE BEN ARFA IS ON THE GROUND WITH HIS LEG BEING HELD BY A PHYSIO - "Newcastle signalling to the bench that there...could be a problem. I wonder if that's a shoulder injury there...maybe a left leg."

The commentators are having to use the "hushed voice" that golf commentators use when someone is putting.

David Pleat is a fuck.

Krul just embarrassed Tevez there...LOLOLOLOLOL

Looks like a groin. Brilliant.

Colo's injured too. FUCKING GREAT. Campbell's about to come on.

Tremendous workrate from the entire team today. Holding the ball well.

WHAT A FINISH!!!! ARGY POWER!!!!!!!!

Unbelievable. Ref bottled that. Terrible terrible decision. Never a penalty in a million years. If it's a penalty, it's a red card. Can't be a yellow.

Just takes the joy out of watching.

He's going to be out for a long time. Wish him a speedy recovery. And David Pleat is a cunt of the highest order on commentary.

Everton can't score, but Birmingham can do it for them...Roger Johnson OG 0-1 Everton.

Pavlyuchenko misses an easy chance. Poor, poor, poor.

Malbranque missed a sitter for the shit. Should have been 1-0 up.

Yakubu just had a golden opportunity blocked off the line by Ridgewell. Everton just cannot score.

(barring that free kick of course - it was plush)

If someone's first taste of football was this Wigan/Wolves match, they'd never watch again.

Did it bother "Nature Boy" Ric Flair when he cheated to win his world championships? Of course not. http://www.gifsoup.com/view/155630/ric-flair-woooooo-o.gif (in all seriousness, I would be a bit troubled but ultimately doubt that it would prevent me from being orgasmic over the cup win)

He wouldn't, but you and I both know he's the Osman to Hughton's Moyes, so...