Unbelievable

Good shot Colo..

Oh fuck off, never a pen!

What a load of s***. Have a look at every set-piece he's done today. His passing has been top class and he's been the one always trying to make things happen. To say he's been s*** due to set pieces is just f***ing stupid. Agreed.. That said, I wouldn't let him near any of our set pieces ever. He's shit at them..

We're fucking perch

Oooh, shit, thought that was in for a second...

Dammit, should have scored..

Typical NUFC this..

Well, well, well, we've perched this up..

Oh fuck off!

What was the rule for throw ins again.. Within 6 seconds or summit?

Colo is the master of the universe..

This ref is fucking blind..

This match is weird..

Fot Tiote!? CH is shit at subs man..

Ooohh, close

Fucking shit defending!

No subs left for Stoke right?

This is not going to end well!

So he should have changed position to Nolan's, with Jonas coming on for the left side of midfield..

Fuck off Hughton, should have been Nolan surely..

Jonas coming on for?

We're absolutely gash so far second half..

PHEW!!!

Phew..

Well done Perchy lad..