Unbelievable

Obertan is so fucking useless..

Demba Ba is playing well..

He must be, or he would be playing surely..?

Cabaye's defensive error again..

Fuck off you ref!

Shite..

We seem to be doing better now that Colo is off. Maybe we need to take off all our best players..?

Ooooh, so close. Ba hits the post!

Let's hope Perch is capable of doing a Guthrie/Best

No, that was supposed to be a myth..

No Tiote, no Colo, no left back, no chance..

And I was so optimistic about getting a result before the match..

Next to Raylor..

I'm seriously thinking about shutting down the telly now..

James Perch coming on. How she is Santon?!

Pardew signaling that's five times! Well, you are the one in charge; do something about it!!!

PARDEW ARE YOU AWAKE!!!

Krul you beautiful man!!!! Howay Pards, take Raylor off FFS

Aye

Pumped up as fuck for this match now after the red not given and the saved pen..

That's a foul ref!

Predictable.

We've said it every match so far this season. Santon must be unbelievably shit in training not to be given a chance..

Tim Krul

Phew. Sturridge hits the post!