Unbelievable

Consider me well and truly wooshed then.. Strange mistake to make for Harper..

Thought he looked a bit fat, slow a and generally shocking in that one like. Didn't Elliot play in that one..?

Krul's an adopted Geordie man. He loves everything about the place. I can see him ending his career with us.

His goal scoring for us is 1 in 3, so

Seems a lot of the time he comes off with minor knocks. Other than that, it's pretty normal for attacking players to be subbed off. True enough, but it seems he gets subbed regardless of whether he plays well or not, or is obviously injured or not. For the number of starts he had second half of last season and start of this it's an amazing stat iyam..

Dutch commentator said Bestie has never finished the full 90 minutes for us.. If true, makes me wonder why.. He seems easily fit enough to last a full match..?

That was a career ending miss if I ever saw one..

50 million for a mentally so unstable striker, fuck me..

Deary me..

Fucking commentators.. Thought we had scored..

Oooohhhh.

Fantastic work from Obertan..

Why oh why can't Jonas shoot..?

We look fluid in attack at least. What a difference no Shola makes..

Close Saylor!

Better from Obertan..

Phew

Piss poor from Jonas..

ColoNOTSOCOLOSSUS

Shit

QPR 2-0 up already.. See, they were far from terrible as Punk suggested..

Jonas lucky not to get booked..

Ryan Taylor NOT over the wall