Unbelievable

This is ridiculous.. Is this even football..?

It was a shot at least..

He's been poor, but he's not the reason we're losing. Actually, he technically is. No, he's not. In the EPL you should be able to defend corners. No-one to blame but ourselves. It is called the Premier League, not the Premiership or EPL. We won't have to worry about this next season.. A positive at last..

JFK

What is it these managers see in Ameobi. What does he do in training (or after it?) to justify his selections in our first team...?!

Faye is a one man destruction unit..

Phew..

Where's this "this will not end well" cat image when you need it..

What?

Lucky you!

We could do with a professional baller who scores at least 4 every game..

Sigh..

Under the cosh..

five points to be fair! That's right..

The irony of Faye leaving us for a pittance and possibly costing us 4 points single handedly sending us down..

We are going down..

Said so..

Oh dear, another set piece..

Get Jonas on, he's the only one who actually has a go at the opposition..

The home and away crowd are both creating a decent atmosphere.

This long ball shit is so depressing. They have Faye in defense, we have Owen and Ameobi up front, what are we thinking..?

You wish..

Someone should tell him he is allowed to use his head as well (physically as well as mentally)..

Fucking donkey

Looks like Shearer isn't exactly a tactical mastermind..