Unbelievable

Good thing Faye's a rock..

I can't believe a player like Smith is a regular in the England squad..

What was Smith doing there ffs?!

Owen is as bad as Martins when it comes to missing sitters these days..

How have we not scored???

Dunno. Name a player on their team that has set up better chances for them than Smith. He's in the running for MOTM. Are you pissed? Are you? That's some of that subtle American sarcasm there. Some humour lessons needed here I fear.. Got it now..

Love how they're taking the piss off Crooks and Fuller

Dunno. Name a player on their team that has set up better chances for them than Smith. He's in the running for MOTM. Are you pissed?

So we've established that Smith's real level is below top half Championship teams..?

How was that not a foul on Zog ffs..?

Stoke are shit. We need to capitalise now after a good first half..

Lovely play by Smith there, jumping elegantly over the ball and leaving it to an opposition player..

He's easily one of the most invisible players we've ever had. It's funny when you watch him he looks like he's some kind of imposter on the pitch.. The play just completely passes him by except for when he puts in a rash challenge once or twice every match..

It's like he's lost the confidence to try. Prefers to pass back. Or the fact he's on his weaker side perhaps? What are you lot talking about? He's beaten his man a fair few times already..

Excellent again by Faye..

Owen should have scored..

Stoke are doubling up on Duff..

At least we're much more positive than many Premiership teams I've seen so far..

Viduka not getting anything from the ref so far..

Butt scores a try.. Have to wonder how he manages to hit it well when he's facing our own goal..

Good play and cross again by Duff..

Sloppy again by the Zog..

Zog losing possession a bit too much so far.