Unbelievable

Don't know how that stayed out like

Phew

They all are. Can't fault any one of our players' effort so far.

Not really

Not well apparently. Thanks.

Only just seen our bench. Why is there no striker on there? Is Joselu injured?

Good going forward, abysmal at the back. Aye, more KK than Rafa so far today

FFS, should score

Phew

Just keep passing the ball around at the back if they don't want to press FFS

Perez assist

Get in!

Good bit of play

You FCB, get out of our club

Sweet Jesus

Goal number two: https://streamable.com/nf825 At least they've seemingly sorted out their goalkeeping situation

Look at the bright side. If we go down it's getting less and less likely they will be there to take their obligatory 6 points of us

1st goal: https://streamable.com/sjdpd All those pink seats

2 down at home to Ipswich. Second was an own goal.

Sky: It looks as though Newcastle have squeezed another one in; the agent of Martin Dubravka, the Slovakia goalkeeper, has posted a picture of Dubravka in a Newcastle tracksuit top after his medical. We're just waiting on confirmation from the club.

Phil Jones

It's not acceptable like. These signings should have been the bare minimum. Whilst also coming in sooner, and possibly permanently.

Adding to the list