Unbelievable

Apparently, we get 25% of the fee, so £3.875m ? Taking our total income off Carroll to a staggering £38.875m, f***ing hell. Where are you getting that from? Did Joe Kinnear tell you?

Can't believe people on here claimed he'd learned his lesson and would replace Pardew with a young continental manager. The man is a buffoon, and that's actually insulting to buffoons. We're fucked as long as he owns the club, nothing positive to look forward to.

Fuck off and die a slow, painful death Mike. So pissed right now.

Our next manager FFS. He's going to piss off every single one of our players. Can't see any of them wanting to stay if he can't even pronounce their name. I always thought Insomnia-gate was a misunderstanding, it appears not..

Oh my fucking God, that was top class comedy. Now, when does the club come out to rubbish this nonsense?

This is ultimately cringeworthy..

Alright, I just can't stop laughing now...

Ashley is not an idiot OR a vile cunt, he's both.

Shola Anemobi. Golterez.. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!

This is my worst nightmare..

Sissy.. Ben Afrey.. WTF

JUST LEAVES US ALONE YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!

He wants to re-scout the scouted players.. WTF

Pards..

Both have final say on transfers. What the flying fuck?

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!!!

He didn't have any scouts at Wimbledon and went to non league places, this makes him qualified..

I'm 100% certain now, he's made this up.. There isn't even a contract

Derek resigned WTF

Never been sacked in my life.. Fuck off..

What the fuck man, we were sucked into criticising him..

10k letters..

I must be a minute behind...

Here we gan..

I think we'll be on 100 in no time with this cunt about to go on nationwide radio...