Unbelievable

Oh dear.. Simpson warming up..

Saylor panicking

Fuck off you fucking cheating cunt!

Krul

A bit ambitious that shot Benny

Phew

Nah

Not sure how that would have helped?

Wow, plenty of men forward, should have done better..

Well done Saylor

Colo

Decent spell of possession. Shame about the finish..

Getting into the game a bit now.

Fuck off Suarez

Howay Colo, keep the ball!

This is probably the best first team we can put out. We're playing a team we finished above last season and on a shitty run. Why do we look so impressed with the occasion?

We're being bumraped in broad daylight with thousands of people watching..

Damn, that ball from Benny needed just a bit more pace

Right, feel like turning this off whilst we're still in it..

Not a full back at all.

Phew..

4-3-3 with Ben Arfa central?

Howay, let's silence these bindipping cunts..

What the fuck is this shit?