Nate

Card trixie across the 3pm kick-offs: Brownhill, JWP and Kilman, the treble is 149/1 on B365

Back in on this at 200/1

Picked Odoi and Lewis Cook cards too. Trixie with Ream, treble is 115/1 Mitro to score and be carded - 7/1 Billing to score and be carded - 14/1 Double - 108/1 All Betfair

Unreal Had the two cardless first halves and that little fucker has done me in the 45th minute again.

Strange, I ended up putting on that exact bet after reading your post pre-edit. Robbed of a Son assist! Classic example of Moss just letting clear yellows go with Goode there. Let’s keep count.

Wary that the Man Utd players may be charging around trying to impress Rangnick and they already pick up plenty of cards. Depends which mode Atkinson is in - hopefully the one where anything short of GBH is let go. Do like unders in the Spurs game despite Moss producing 11 cards in his last two outings.

There haven’t been that many foreign managers in the league: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Premier_League_managers René Meulensteen?

Chelsea vs. Man Utd to be goalless and cardless in the first half - 11/1 B365

Aye, definitely had a SOT and Sky have paid out.

25/1 lands Lokonga for the jackpot.

Christ

Reassuring that Howe has made a beeline for Willock. He has been our worst player.

Fuck! Great effort from Shelvey.

There we go, 26th

Convinced Hayden improves this midfield mind.

Gabriel now fouling Wilson with impunity.

Yeah, looks to be Krafth at right-back. Fraser right of a midfield three.

Lokonga, Ritchie and Krafth card trixie, the treble is 100/1 on B365

Stunning. Goal aside, Rodri has been very good. I’ve said it before but Pep benching him and Cancelo for the Champions League final was horrendous.

Cancelo is a gem.

Well done @gdm Swing and a miss for me today. Last go: Salah 1+ SOT - Evens on Sky Thiago, Trent, Saka & ESM 1+ SOT - 42/1 Thiago, Tavares & Lokonga card trixie - 94/1 treble Betfair

Lascelles, Schar & Shelvey 1+ SOT - 16/1 Schar goal & Shelvey assist - 30/1 Antonio to score and be booked - 18/1 Ait Nouri & Rice cards - 22/1 B365 Kilman & Fornals cards - 35/1 Betfair

I like that. Even the original 6/1 was longer than elsewhere.