Nate

A goal for every 95 minutes. A goal contribution for every 76 minutes.

He's alive!

Appreciate it’s not entirely negative but the fact we’re now averaging more goals (for and against) per game than all but one side in Premier League history feels particularly damning. A complete loss of control.

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Early days but like the look of Stanley Busquets (h/t @Kid Icarus) as the deepest midfielder.

Era-defining goal. Schär, Bruno and Isak at their very best.

Top class from Miggy, that.

Goal of the season. Unreal from Schar, Bruno and then Isak.

Pep tapping up half the first team here. Get him off.

Gordon loves it, man

And we're back. Howay!

Been in a coma you ignoramus.

Bruno and Gordon warming up at HT

Tonali having a 'mare here.

It's actually bizarre how much the Liverpool sending off seems to have affected Pope's confidence. Terrified of the ball.

Answers on a postcard as to what Dummett was doing there.

Gordon makes it 5!

No, it was changed specifically for that reason.

Electric half of football. Great to see him full of confidence.

BOTMAN

Trippier going beserk, thinks this should be red.

Pelanty

Dear me. Never a foul there.

It's the type of start you would expect coming off a few defeats, an international break and an eleven that have never played together before. Need to see out the first half an hour.