The Bonk

Berbatov isn't capable of getting 15+ goals though. Why isn't he? Certainly looked capable last season. If he were as selfish as say... RVN, he'd reach the mark quite easily.

They're quite capable of a top 10 finish, tbh.

You've been laughed at for a lot worse.

Ramos is to take over as soon as possible is what everywhere's saying, Allens just caretaker for the Blackburn game. Why would Ramos want to take over Spurs when his team are in the CHL? Spurs are also taking a big gamble imo. Continental manager dont always do well in the premiership I'm surprised Jose isn't being mentioned for the gig.

Is Clive Allen assistant coach? Why would he right ship untill Ramos comes next season? Why would they (the players) listen to him if he's part of Jol's set up? Nonsense.

If they win tonight and the weekend, string together some half decent results, he could last until Chrimbo.

Sacked whilst he's managing the game? Brilliant. That's exactly what I was thinking. Why leak it during a game? What harm would it do to release it later tonight? I now see what it was like looking in at how Freddy used to do things. Spurs need a new board (or not).

Doubt it.

Sacked whilst he's managing the game? Brilliant.

Keane has had a decent season though, mate. Seems to be the only one that can finish up front for Spurs.

"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***** by dicks. But dicks also f*** assholes: assholes that just want to s*** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of s*** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in s***!"

Leagues best RB? Chimbonda? Slap Happy Pappy? Hate the cunt with a passion. I agree with most of what you said. I also agree with a bit of what Scy is saying in that there are more talented teams around Spurs right now and that's part of their current demise. Also, they've had a pretty difficult schedule thus far, much more difficult than ours. Losing the way they did at the Unwashed to begin the season kinda set the tone for failure or the lowering of their heads once they concede. Much like we were before Sam came in. We'd go up a goal and sure enough, the opposition would net one within 10min and our confidence went right out the window. I still think Spurs can reach the top half of the table, there's too much talent in that squad not to.

How can you tell, he's barely played? Or is that your argument? If he doesn't have 15(bare minimum)-20 goals by the end of the season, I'll agree. How many games do you want to give him? I've seen enough of him since he's been back from injury to know he's not the player he once was, that doesn't mean he's s**** by any stretch of the imagination but he's not a World class striker anymore, he's a top class finisher with good movement but he's not going to create much for himself anymore. The old Michael Owen would have raced though and put the ball in the back of the net with that chance against Spurs, the Michael Owen of now is a player who struggles to pull away from the likes of Michael Dawson, which means he has to shoot from distance which is something he's never been that good at. Anelka's a better player than him and he's someone I'd like to see here if Owen leaves, he's not a World class player either. I'll agree with that synopsis. So, who do you start up front then, Baggio? Martins and The Duke?

How can you tell, he's barely played? Or is that your argument? If he doesn't have 15(bare minimum)-20 goals by the end of the season, I'll agree.

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/77446913.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1937E7588A1370768CD7244873B6EA13F30 Was that over the line?

They deserve every humiliating moment of this. Allardyce was and will always be the best thing that ever happened to that club. I hope we can say the same about his time at the Toon.

"Arsenal Opus is 850 pages long, each page measuring half a metre square. There are also four visually stunning gatefolds that unfold to two metres in width." Weren't kidding about the scale, either. They look well designed, I'm impressed. A bit much for me as £3000 is about $6000 Canadian Dollars.

Start them both, it worked last game. The Duke can come on in the 2nd half if we aren't performing. I'll go with The Wellander's starting line up: Given Beye Cacapa Faye Enrique Butt Emre Milner N'Zogbia Owen Martins I'll be happy with a scrappy win or a spirited draw.

I'm not a proponent of his by any means, but if he pays the price on the ticket, he's more than welcome to cheer on the Toon.

His goals sure did help the Spuds pip 5th in the table last year. Not too mention his excellent play in the box.

I think people are honestly apprehensible about you using the abbrevaition of PR, Chez. Like a "PR Stunt", it sounds much classier if it's phrased properly. For instance: "Mike Ashley and Chris Mort are doing a fantastic job of public relations in regards to Newcastle United and their support."

And that's just a rumour...

A right-winger and left-back on low budget in January, then Arteta and Berbatov in the summer. Sounds good to me, although i wouldn't bother with Berbatov, his attitude stinks, he'd cost a bomb, and he'd be 28 by the summer, i'd rather go for someone younger. What? Berbatov's attitude 'stinks'? That's a load of crap. If you were referring to him apparently looking not too happy yesterday, what do you expect? He was sitting on a bench for no good reason (from his perspective). Players want to play, they don't understand the concept of 'resting' unless someone else forces them. Just look at Owen for a prime example of someone who wants to play all the time. So of course he looked like he wasn't having the best time, especially with his team down by 2. And if you weren't referring to yesterday, then I have no idea why you might infer that Berbatov's attitude stinks. He didn't make any noises about leaving Spurs in the summer and since then hasn't said anything in public about his dissatisfaction with the club, if he is even dissatisfied about the club at all. If we miraculously sign him, it'll be a signal of intent to every other f****** club in Europe. If we somehow sign him, we'll have signed a top class player peaking, and someone who could pick any club he chooses in Europe. It would be a brilliant signing. Wanted to play so much he had to be asked 3 times to warm up. Didn't want to be on the same pitch as his hero had been unless it was in Black and White.

That's what I was thinking.

It's a pivot point suspension system, isn't it?