The Bonk

BA! Get in.

This always makes it better:

If he'd sent if De Jong then the rest the rest of the game would had been much cleaner. Couldn't have said it better myself. Sure you could! You could've written 'off' instead of 'if', you could have also just written 'the rest' once, rather than twice. Oh, and of course replacing 'had' with 'have' would be an improvement too!

Not one cunt marking Ronaldo, hell of a run, though.

Couldn't wait to get outta there. Fucking relax, it's 90 seconds of your life.

Sweet jailhouse tat's on Lescott.

"England are STAYING HERE"

"That little bit of quality" - He says that every fucking time he's on the tube.

Seems to be stuck on spin.

What was the bit about repairing him after every match?

"Whizzbanger"

Thank fuck. Toodles Jimmy, you're fucking wank!

Hahahahahaha....it was over the line.

Wahey-O!

Nice one, pube heed!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That is not English, it can't be. What fucking dialect of Ukrainian is Carragher speaking?

Gerrard's been alreet too.

I gather 78 is his date of birth so that would make him 34. A 34 year old man with kids who spends his time arguing on the internet about football...what a winner! Not to mention he's the most obsessed fan I've ever seen, just a shame his obsession is with us and not his own club I'm 32 ya mag kernt!

Yeah, saw that, was he about to lose it?

Keith Andrews going apeshit. Hahahaha....so long!

Well, walking it in works, it just takes 87minutes to get there.

Fack!