The Bonk

Were you left wanting? Did you go via Ferry or the 278?

Don't Arsenal use Merino as DM? Going off his stats on FBREF, he's been pretty useful there. You need a mix of players in your squad and I'm sure Merino will pay off for Arsenal in other ways (League Position, Champs League and Cup Progression) instead of being seen as a potential transfer value loss.

My greatest regret was actually wearing these and not sealing them in an airtight box 20 years ago. I had the Heineken ones too.

First half they were, other than the Sancho goal, pretty bad in the final 3rd. Cranked it up after the break with Palmer as the catalyst, as you'd expect. Defensively Chelsea are shaky against teams with quality up top and can be got at as Spurs did. Weird season so far, but pretty entertaining all around.

They were flying until they weren't, it's definitely outrageous. Losing both CB's to injury who were rushed back adds to it as well.

Is it though? They're so open and Chelsea have so much fret it was only going one way. Also.......

Self cucking.

Neto had cocked that up and Bissouma ensures Palmer get's his goal.

That's harsh, man.

At least us being shit and inconsistent is the same story for clubs we finished around the last two seasons. Takes the edge of misery off slightly as a NUFC supporter.

For over 100milly, you'd expect this.

Levy has is Resting Sack Face going on.

You knew they'd implode, it's as predictable as us being shit away from home.

Chelsea pretty dire in the final 3rd.

Easily. Enzo and Caicedo are almost half that amount alone.

Ooof…awful wiff on the replay

Palmer should bury that.

Boom, Sancho scores. This will be 4-3 for Chelsea in the most Spursy loss.

First time Chelsea have been down 2 goals under 15min since 1996. Damn!

Tossing the slippy ones away was great. So funny.

He’s changing boots

He seems to have lost the dressing room and players he’s picked. I thought one of Eddie’s strengths was motivation? That alone feels pivotal, no?

Yeah, on pitch performance, especially away from home will be degrading Eddie’s influence on the club. Our big money signings are from his preferences and they’re not living up to their abilities. I absolutely love the guy, but he’s running out of time and I am sure Mitchell is itching to impose his will on how we’re run, including shaking up the squad Eddie built.