The Bonk

that was bad. Why do we gift these cunts goals?

Decent effort from Longstaff.

Bruno pointing him off.

Haha Big Joe the twinkle toes!

Fucking Soucek man, who didn't mark him? or lost him? Looks like Gordon sleeping.

Lovely chip/dink though!

Lovely ball from Tino there.

It's Miserable Martin Tyler

"They do like a tribute here don't they, Micheal" sorry Martin, hopefully it doesn't pain you too much. Going on about the "cold of the north" now.

"St. James Park, A Beacon of Light in the Night" - Martin Tyler just now. He's just as bad as Drury.

The team is counting on you to watch every match in full kit.

didn’t see it come off the defender’s head initially, I am rescinding my scintillating original comment.

That is pure filth, awesome strike. Man U looking the same as they have all season.

Yikes, could be an ugly night for Ipswich.

I’m sure he’s had opportunities, but they probably don’t match his Chelsea payout compensation wise.

Ramsdale hunting for a transfer to Liverpool there.

Salah is shredded

What is he doing? 3 goals needlessly conceded by Southampton. Assuming Salah scores here.

Bednarek next to him trying to figure out a TikTok filter on his phone was hilarious too.

Ramsdale in the stands.

Saints gifting goals all season. McCarthy is a donkey.

Tick’s a lot of the Howe type player boxes.

Lovely pass from Armstrong.

Get in!

So lucky, wor Adam.