The Bonk

Yup, went from overachieving with less skill to underperforming with better players. Howe is cooked, unfortunately.

MISSSSS

Tonali should have kept that down

We’ll score again, just hoping Brentford don’t.

60 minutes subs

Three players ball watching, fucking awful defending.

Gifted goal

He’s had a good game.

Murph man.

Someone have a fucking shot!

Holy shit, so lucky Popey

That idiot hates us.

Hoping our strong bench is the difference maker here and we get to hear that wanker Franck have a whinge about it post match. Howay!

Fucking hell, that felt like 3 halves in 1. Shit defending, errant passes, excellent finishing and 4 goals of end to end football.

Tino with a great run

Murphy close, lovely run by Barnes.

Yes, inverse whatever it is you’re doing.

This game has been fucking awesome, proper Keegan Newcastle United.

Barns makes amends

That is insane by Barnes, suicidal pass in your own half.

Fuck off

Big Joe down, dark arts?

Bruno close!

He did all the hard work then let up at the last second.

What the fuck?