Yorkie

Saka an absolutely unreal shout for triple captain.

I can never get my head around this view... "VAR is shit but I don't mind the bit where it's a total fun sponge."

Can't believe he's still on the books. Feels like a lifetime ago that he was kicking a ball about for NUFC. If he's doing alright at Pompey it would be good if we could just cancel his contract and finally let him go.

Transfer news: one of those routine swap deals you always hear about... in the second game, @Slim will now be playing for RedsBlues and @TheInfiniteOdyssey will be wearing black and white.

Meh, good for Forest. Hope us, them and Villa finish 3rd, 4th and 5th. Fuck the cartel.

This isn't me being negative cos I believe we'll do it; but the stuff pre-Villa about how only a total collapse would deny us CL was a bit mad. It's so close; a really good side is gonna finish 7th.

Pleased to see Leeds back. Can't knock Burnley either... 15 goals conceded at this stage is laughably good. Give iz ya keeper.

I've no idea!

York City drop points and Barnet win so only a miracle means that'll be 2nd and 1st respectively. Will try and get to York's home semi... pity, as I would've very much liked to have rooted for Gateshead in the play-offs.

Bradford absolutely dying to chuck promotion away; surrendered a three-goal lead today.

All of the playoff contenders losing and all of the relegation pack winning is pure Coca-Cola.

Get a nice new blue one.

Teams in the opening post. If anyone else would still like to take part, it's certainly not too late. See you next weekend. 😃

Chelsea will get CL because they are always and will always be absolutely free of consequences.

A nice relaxing five games to go.