Parky

He's Iranian...What could go wrong??

Ashley buys Toon!!! [/Nufcblog]

He could be Fatah tho?

Toon to Moon!! [/The Daily Sport] Newcastle United has been purchased by a recluse living on the moon. *Old Pic of Nazi plane stranded on the Moon from fake Hitler moon story*

Exactly what I thought http://www.husseinandterror.com/jpeg%20pics/68sized.jpg http://www.ilna.ir/uploads/1388-3-3/47.jpg Air-brushed Atta buys Toon!!!11 [/The Sun]

Anyway Iran if anyone is interested is the latest country to start producing multi-millionaires by the dozen or summat...

Isn't that Mohamed Atta?

Keep misreading the title as 'Serious handjob'.

Dissolve not fade.

There must be a limit to the amount of times Lambrusco can say that....

Probably the endless supply of wind ups, half truths, lies, contradictions, and tenuous links to do with the takeover. I think if this had been the first of any interest, most of us would be taking it more seriously. Im trying to stay level headed and impartial until we know any better, but our history since Ashley took over, and particularly since we've been up for sale is making it really difficult. I'm running with everything.

The state we're in a made up takeover could probably take over.

What? They're evil!!

A serious days entertainment has been had by all. Dave is behind it.

How do you think he's going to boost Iranian Football like?, languish in the Championship and save his money for a rainy day? Obviously if those are his motives then he'd need to make Newcastle as big as possible in world Football to get the best results. Quite a few Thai footballers trained with Man City last season.

Where on earth did I say I believe it? :-[ I sort of assumed from the way you were typing/talking. I'm open-minded about it tbh. It's probably bollocks, but may well not be. Fuck knows, basically. One thing I do know for certain though is that it's more interesting than weeks on end of absolutely nothing. Correct. Feel more positive today than for 4 weeks. If it doesn't happen then at least its moved us all away from the constant moping for a few days. It's a special club and it will be back.

Fair play man. I apologise. It's a strange world Dave. Hope this happens x1000.

Can't be true nobody can find him on google. [/fuckwitsInc]

He can fuck off Sounds like he's setting up the UK's 1st Al-Qaeda training camp. Grow up.

Mmmmm...

I bow to your superior judgement, oh great one. You gonna front the 5m to keep him here??

Its the fantasy world where money is no object and we can carry on as if nothing is a problem. Simple fact is we cant afford the wages of these 'stars' and getting a high earner off for a cracking price is fair enough. Just the minor details of replacements i worry about. On top of that we still owe money on him ffs!! Delusion vaccine needed here.

Done that. Came up with nothing. Mahoosifat!!!!

I said it not Chez. Sheeesh!!

I would take KK over AS anyday.