Parky

Had no solutions in the second half. Should have been Cabella for Gouff.

Enjoying our football so far. Riviere to score.

Gouff a revelation!

Gouff looks livelier already!

After he's gone all these Pards threads need erasing from the board, then over deleting NSA 18 over writes and finally the hard disk burnt and thrown into the sea.

Will be Ben Stevens, worked with him at a few clubs iirc He's that kid on some photos who looked like a Psycho about to kill Pards. http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article6893754.ece/alternates/s2197/Alan-Pardew-and-Mike-Ashley.jpg Probably been the real manager all along.

In an alternate universe we get a manager who can read and write, has some understanding of coaching and completely clears out the back room staff.

There's been a hitch. Instead of Pardew, his alter ego Pardclaw made an appearance. The discussion got nasty with Pardclaw continually 'hissing' and demanding to sit on the lap of Steve Parish....More as I get it.

People do realise all this 'permission to talk' stuff is bollocks? This would have been sorted weeks ago.

That's better.

Will someone call them already!

Talksport drove me into a rage within 3 min.

Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year. Are you saying shit players combined with his shit ability will save Palace? Doomed mate. Kebabed and no mistake. I'm bookmarking those Palace forums because in a few weeks there will be no better source of hilarity on the internet.

Wow! They got rattled quick. Pardew will absolutely relegate them this season without fail....Primarily because he'll arrive all cocky and start his over analyzed antics he gets from prozone. Players in wrong positions, with the wrong instructions and completely demoralised within 6 weeks. No Ba, Hatem or Remy to dig him out. Then that Jedniak will knock him out.

Jedinak and Bolasie going in January is a huge blow imo to their chances of survival Alan Pardew arriving in December is a bigger blow. Hammer blow! Like Thor but bigger.

God bless you all! Drink till you drop.

It's like we're all bathing in beautiful light after years in a cave.

Nice. I'm readying the Glenmorangie.

He'll probably do alright first season, I wouldnt bet on them going down. He always does well when he first starts as people believe his bullshit for a period then realise he's a fraud and a shit manager. Agreed, don't think they'll drop this season. Give him time to misuse or alienate their best players and assemble his own collection of crap and they'll be down in short order. There is a core of the Palace support (and I used to live around there) who are absolute nutcases. They will tear him limb from limb the moment Bolasie is benched.

He'll probably do alright first season, I wouldnt bet on them going down. He always does well when he first starts as people believe his bullshit for a period then realise he's a fraud and a shit manager. It'll be fuckin chaos, it's Sarf London, people walk around with guns and shit. We are watching the end of Pardew. Trust me.

As soon he signs I'm putting a ton on Palace relegation.

Human idiocy. We'll see how long the halo lasts now he's in South Bronx London.

Translation: SackPardew was successful No doubt in my mind that SP.com broke him.

These phone in radio shows makes me think of napalm.

I bet in his mind he thinks he's played a blinder.