Parky

Football people must be kept away from the club at all costs. /Ashley

Imagine for a moment we get Cardew and it turns out he was the real cancer all along.!!!!

Changed his name to Johan Carvier in madcap bid to land Toon Job. /The Sun

Very patchy record as manager. Reasonable spell at Stuttgart.

Every chance this is going to be a proper fuck up. If CARVER gets it, relegation battle will ensue after a couple more defeats with clubs below us showing form and picking up points.

He's flipping everything we said about him. Evil.

We know it takes time for the Pardvirus to go full blown.

Oh Lord.

Holy shit it's almost uncanny. Doing all that running around stuff as well.

Might join it can do the lingo.

Pards has found a Gouffran lookalike.

OOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo!!!

Back off lads we don't want a reverse jinxing today.

Wheels will come off soon enough.

Pardclaw will sell the draw as a win.

Dude would kill it as a character in 1984. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

This thread is like the Matrix, with it we control Pardclaw.

Ron is more Koba.

Mint. It begins.

Still feel he hasn't left.

SBR was despised by the Barcelona fans and media despite ending up the European manager of the year and winning 3 trophies. Really? Didn't know that. Why? Deluded Catalans only like Catalans.

It does, as has been explained above.. They get idiots to talk shit cause it hooks more responses. We get a goodish manager and all this will be forgotten in a couple of weeks.

None of this matters. Pardew is gone.

Flights to Nice are really cheap.

BTW the player performance data and analysis database belongs to the club right?