S.S.R.

Messigol Messilol coming up

Commentator sacked for Islamophobic outburst.

Iranians have Christian names? Forenames I think you mean.

Keeper's expression showing no hint of pain after that save. Suddenly hurt and needing treatment for three minutes. Cheats.

So cute! She's unreal :love: Turn on Korean TV and there's literally 20 birds like this on at any given time with slight variations on the amount of plastic surgery they've had. Is she a bit bozz-eyed or is it just me? Yep, can't unsee it now. http://i.imgur.com/U4qPXsO.gif

Also known as McAteer's Pizza Theorem.

Can't lose em all...

So cute! She's unreal :love: Turn on Korean TV and there's literally 20 birds like this on at any given time with slight variations on the amount of plastic surgery they've had. Is she a bit bozz-eyed or is it just me? Yep, can't unsee it now.

A film by M Night Shyamalan. Edited.

Genuinely have tears in my eyes. Genius.

Should we really be surprised England failed to qualify with Jagielka, Baines and Johnson at the back? Spain won the thing and turned shite simply by getting older and losing a few yards of pace. Our back four - other than Cahill they're at the wrong side of 28 and were average when they were at their peak. Hart - Lost his place at his club side partway through last season due to bad form Johnson - Generally accepted not to be good enough in previous competitions. Now older. Jagielka - Not good enough to make the team in previous competitions. Now older Cahill - Young, decent. Could cement his place by simply not being awful and lack of alternatives. (Older than I originally thought ) Baines - See Jagielka Gerrard - Respectable performances in previous competitions but changed to a role not suited to him to accommodate him being slower. Did nothing at Liverpool to suggest he could protect their defence. Henderson - Young, decent, but less likely than Cahill to keep place in team due to more competition in his position. Wellbeck - Generally accepted not good enough, but at least he has youth and fitness on his side Sturridge - Young and arguably World Class Sterling - Young and potentially World Class/potentially Aaron Lennon Rooney - Disappointing in previous competitions, played out of position to keep him in the team

£30 on Argentina -1/Germany -1/Bosnia Returns £118

One Enner, two Enner...

Boubacar Barry?

Who blows a whistle there, honestly?

17/22 shots on goal

Xquisite

HOTTIGER!

Dignitas must be rubbing their hands at all those dejected older folk in the crowd.

Fuck moi

People with no interest in football remarking on England's failures with perverse satisfaction when they know nothing about football other than we lost.

England are footballing Viagra. Uruguay and Italy have looked limp as fuck apart from when they've played us.