S.S.R.

Fuck up with the Newcastle shit

Set piece suggested by the mars bar-eating fan in the crowd

France kicking from left to right, Honduras kicking left, right and centre

BTTS looks good in this one, seeing as Liverpool's Sakho shit is playing.

£10 on Honduras to get a player sent off @ 7/2

Talking about Pardew during this feast of football is like bringing up my ex-wife while I'm getting serviced by two prostitutes.

Two-bler-One

Hitzfeld is a genius. Swiss looked dead and buried at half-time. Team talk and they looked the better side. His two subs scored.

as is winning from a losing position. Brazil, Costa Rica, Holland, Ivory Coast... ...Switzerland

Well done ref playing that on, and well done Behrami riding the foul and picking yourself up.

Get the fuck in

Another godawful pass from Behrami.

Behrami's passing has been shite.

as is winning from a losing position. Brazil, Costa Rica, Holland, Ivory Coast...

Play on you fuckwit.

Got a feeling the ref's going to need a spray can the size of an oxygen tank for the Honduras game.

Hitzfeld factor.

Better from the Swiss.

1-0 to Ecuador in the Chocolate derby.

Swiss are getting more corners than a toblerone.

Smartest man in football. Kind of like being the tallest dwarf.

Switzerland need to get an early equaliser; Equador will just get stronger in the heat.