S.S.R.

Aye, Lee. The nations were clamouring to get you to play for them.

Garbage.

Every Honduran player should have Jenkins on the back of their shirt.

Is this their World Cup gameplan?

Johnson is fucking shite.

https://twitter.com/DFC_Neil/status/475402165138518016/photo/1

Gerrard melting like Glenn Hoddle there.

Honduras are going to get about two players sent off in their first match. Looney cunts.

What an arsehole

Evil smile on the Honduras manager when Sturridge got injured.

From off the camera: "Brian, stop fucking about and clean these toilets; they're fucking filthy."

That bloke patently is the one who cleans the toilets trying to grab some glory.

They're called "thunderstorms" folks.

Did Wright say Damp Squiddish there?

No Roy, we never get rain or lightning in Europe. The players are just watching the sky like a baffled African tribesman seeing snow for the first time.

All those crazy fuckers in the stands, risking their lives there.

Was about to get on the Kraken at Seaworld when they closed it for the same reason.

Was about to get on the Kraken at Seaworld when they closed it for the same reason.

Game delayed while the ref changes his underwear.

Fairly broad definition of 'effective'. Next to useless in comparison to just useless.

Bizarrely, Wellbeck looks more effective than Rooney at this level. Hey tannoy cunt. Shut up. The game is in progress.

Typifies the lack of quality in our country if he can be shit in two consecutive World Cups.

Commentator is willing Costly to score so he can make a shit pun out of it.

Good effort Wellbeck