S.S.R.

50p on Costa FGS, £1 on Costa to score in a Spain win @ 2.3/1

Rio and Henry are a breath of fresh air after the retards on ITV.

Good luck to Netherlands defence, which won the chance to play in a competition run by the Amsterdam Gazette.

Mark Lawrenson, still looking suicidal despite having a job which gives him a free holiday to Brazil to watch football, after a career which paid handsomely for playing football.

Arjen Robben, with his face like the painting Patrick Stewart keeps in his attic.

Keegan said before the match started that it was a type of grass (even mentioned the technical specification) used specifically for torrential rain conditions, and can absorb quite a hefty amount of water. KK always knows Went in depth on the grass. Wow. King Kev could speak in length about the best toasters on the market and I'd be held rapt.

Well done Mexico. Deserved.

Sitter.

Bit of bare arse there for the ladies.

XHamster Señor Penis?

They've missed a trick not selling tins of silly string labelled 'Official Brazil 2014 Lino Spray'.

Mexico/Spain/Chile -1 £1.50 returns a little under £15 Edit: £1 on Mexico to score second returns £3.40

Most despicable Fred since Fred West

Mistook him for an ogre and grabbed their pitchforks.

Not part of the game, Lee? Fuck right off. Hypocrite.

Gun on Tyldsley. "Say it like you fucking mean it."

My only bets of the night. http://i57.tinypic.com/2nk6yw4.jpg

Love how Beckham is such a gimp they'll only trust him to smile and point.

HULK LOSE POSSESSION CHEAPLY

How funny would it be if one of the players pulled their own spray out and redrew it closer?

SEE LISA, SEE

Money on Brazil at evens is printing money, surely?

Fly my pretties, go shit on the favellas.

Rufio, Rufio, Rufio...

The cider throw looks more and more unconvincing the more I see it.