S.S.R.

Rob Lee talks like Tommy Cooper

Asleep at the back.

ALL the baseless speculation

Pardew is spoiling us with this Ferrerya

Putting Lightbulb heed in the shop window before the transfer window closes.

I can't wait to hear a Mackem pronounce his name

Remy said yes, but the scan said no

Looks like the bastard child of a predator and a high court judge.

Messi wins the Hide and Seek trophy

Doubt it, they're German. Anal fisting. Even more depressing. Not only are they stunning, they're probably up for all kinds of twisted shit.

Draxler and his beautiful girlfriend with painted on shorts. Sigh...

Well done Germany. Deserved.

Dogshit. Enjoy your runners-up medal

Never mind Lionel Missing.

Great finish. Glad it's ended that way.

Maybe you should stop betting? Common sense Not arsed about the money, more the way the games dribble out like a wet fart. If it ended 1-1 or 2-2 I'd lose the same, but wouldn't be annoying.

Can't wait for the new season, where games last for the full 90 and don't fizzle out after the 80th minute.

Stick your ipad up your arse, you fat fuck (that wasn't directed at you, Deuce. )

The amount of money I've lost on these fucking 0-0s

Kroos. Fuck sake

Lawro making even more sexist comments in defiance.