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Intersting. Auxerre aren't completely shit.

Game back on!

I wish I had a house left to bet.

Swedish commentator not happy with Girourd dismissing Newcastle as a big enough club for him.

Auxerre fans TPing the goal and throwing tennis balls on the pitch.

Abandoning the game?

Arseholes.

Artnob

Montpellier will still win it, they've been all over Auxerre so far.

I fucking trusted you. I did say that we were going to win though didn't I? We've been fairly excellent, though I suspect it's because Norrköping have been dreadful.

Syrianska winning. I'm shit at this

Sorry lads (and lass)

1-0 Djurgården.

0-0 at half time.

Häcken are looking a bit shit at the moment. Waris or Makondele will win it for them though, and it's not like Djurgården will do anything with their possession and half chances.

Ericsson off injured for Häcken is bad news for us.

He's quite decent (by Swedish football standards, obviously) They're playing him on the left of a 4-3-3 though which is bonkers IMO.

Good lad.

You're right there actually, thought it was today.

Looks like a straightforward home win, but is 6/10 good value? Inside knowledge? (Out of interest, how the hell does one pronounce Brommapojkarna?) No inside knowledge other than Häcken are f***ing great compared to Djurgården. Just as it reads like, don't know how I could explain it. Literally means "Bromma-lads", Bromma being a suburb to Stockholm. This is great. You see, we're not just gambling, we're learning too. Djugarden did me over the other week against AIK and they didn't look too sh*t on that occasion Are you having a laugh mate? They scored on their only shot at goal ffs. That game is infamous here for being such a dire affair that had it not been for last derby being even more w*** would have gone down in history as the shittest game ever. Aye, but that one shot ended up costing me about 200 quid. I only watched the last 15 minutes or so, hoping to see AIK safely across the line, but I was never confident. Interested to know why you'd pick Orebro over Syrianska, given that both seem to be sh*t. At least Syrianska have a couple of wins under their belt? We were fucking dreadful in that game like, didn't threaten them at all, that own goal was the biggest fluke I've ever seen. Häcken are miles better than us, their strikers are in some form as well (one of them scored five goals on Wednesday ffs ) Home advantage (artificial grass, always a factor), late equaliser against us might have given them some confidence, Syrianska have looked clueless when I've seen them, nothing to their game whatsoever.

No idea to be honest. Definitely not safe anyway.

Don't fancy them at all.

Looks like a straightforward home win, but is 6/10 good value? Inside knowledge? (Out of interest, how the hell does one pronounce Brommapojkarna?) No inside knowledge other than Häcken are f***ing great compared to Djurgården. Just as it reads like, don't know how I could explain it. Literally means "Bromma-lads", Bromma being a suburb to Stockholm. This is great. You see, we're not just gambling, we're learning too. Djugarden did me over the other week against AIK and they didn't look too sh*t on that occasion Are you having a laugh mate? They scored on their only shot at goal ffs. That game is infamous here for being such a dire affair that had it not been for last derby being even more wank would have gone down in history as the shittest game ever.