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"We'll sell you to Barcelona in three years"

Yes.

Yohanna give me hope!

Pretty sure he can play on both wings, it's just he's been so good on the right that he hasn't really been tried on the left yet. He was also played at wing back a couple of times last season by the previous manager

Aye. Mainstream Swedish newspapers don't just make up rumours like this like they would in England. @AlanSkÃrare (who doesn't really post here any more) works for the same paper.

He's agreed personal terms with Brighton, who were rumoured to have placed a similar bid in for him last weekend. Doubt we wouldn't be able match the terms he's agreed with Brighton if we make a better bid to AIK.

Hopefully a bidding war that Newcastle comes out on top from. Would be amazing for both my clubs. Yohanna is an incredible dribbler, fast, direct. Played on the left wing, very good at cutting inside and shoot with his left foot. He's also very good in the air, especially for a winger. Scored a couple of good headers. What has surprised me just as much as his heading is his passing and decision making, he's got a great eye for a pass and puts great weight on them. Obviously the step up from Allsvenskan to PL is massive, but honestly I think he's good enough for it.

Yes please!!

He's the best player I've seen at AIK since a certain Rat. I wish we were in for him, he's been incredible and by all accounts seems a very humble lad willing to put in the hard work.

Chelsea must be wondering why they are only putting him on a trial deal with a pathetic two year contract.

Got a very good friend who has met him a couple of times, first time was about two or three years ago, said he was a bit of a prick. Very cold and emotionless. Obviously ignored what he was saying at the time, but it's become very obvious that he was spot on. Last time he met him was at a wedding this time last year, when he got Ratboy to wish my son and stepson a happy summer. That worked out well

Wages are covered in the annual report, I'm sure that's a bit more reliable than what Froggy says on Newcastle Online

Newcastle and Man U have had fairly similar results in the last five years (a title, a final, similar average league positions) I'd say, so it seems fair to me that we should have the rights to have the same amount of revenue as they do, even if that revenue comes from our owners.

Shut the fuck up saints, you tried to cheat, got caught and punished. Tough luck.

Ratboy is on @Mike

Sure, but what about Ratboy?

He's managed to warm up looking completely uninterested so far. Probably as good as it gets from him.

Probably shite would be my guess.

Definitely had to double check the picture that it wasn't him

As much as I hate to say it, Yamal is incredible. Probably between him and Kvara. Rice and Gabriel also has to be up there, though obviously for very different reasons.

Oh my god

Brighton apparently about to bid £20m for Zadok Yohanna. We should be all over that (tm) as a Gordon replacement, even though he plays mostly on the right.