Alberto2005

Our corners have been wank.

Smith and Viduka are playing in the same areas.

Smith? Don't think so.

HT.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Should have smashed it.

Free-Kick in dangerous area.

Didn't touch him.

Penalty you cunt.

I told you.

Almost.

That's because he's been demoted from left back to the mental bloke who warns us about jinxing his mates. Oi I'm thinking along the lines of a male version of this: http://www.wylfwt.com/joomla/files/gilf/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.gif And I reckon you also carry around a diseased rabbit's foot for luck. And possibly the ear of a baby lamb and the fine hair cuttings of a random young lady. Don't say i told you so when it happens

That's because he's been demoted from left back to the mental bloke who warns us about jinxing his mates. Oi

FFS, why isn't Emre playing instead of Smith if Viduka is starting.

Didnt they pay alot of money for him in the summer? 20m Euros i think, i may be wrong.

Stop it! stop it now! Everyone is jinxing us

1300: Some early Derby team news. Giles Barnes plays in the centre of midfield after Matt Oakley fails a fitness test on a thigh injury. Steve Howard partners Kenny Miller up front.

Jinxed us now. Didn't take much did it? You can hold me to this, we will draw with Derby today

Jinxed us now.

Very underrated player imo.

1-0 Man U, Ronaldo.

Hunt the fucking tramp