Ritchie

We played the perfect way to deal with Swansea. It was boring as fuck but it worked.

Everton are a bit mental this season.

0-2.

I'm fully expecting Everton to be relegated this season.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/199/693/disgusted-mother-of-god.png?1321272571

When you win a corner, the crowd gives a big cheer only for the corner taker hits the first man (I'm looking at you, Yohan!).

Well that was shit.

Thought that was Marveaux with cramp there.

No Campbell.

Elliot looks ten times better than the last time I saw him.

Romain... Amal..fit... tano?

Our wingers, man.

Gosling hasn't actually done anything since hitting the post.

Let's put Campbell on.

Did that not hit the defender?

Cross the ball, you numpty.

Love the Shola stepovers, nobody knows how to deal with them.

Shola.

Fucking love Bernard, me, even though I can't understand him.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT LIVERPOOL!

Referee evens it up.

What the fuck?!

Obertan can't even control with his hand, ffs.

Can see Campbell scoring in this if he's given a bit of time.

Getting into this now.