Ritchie

Away kit looks lush.

Are they playing Barton in the centre?

Smith didn't even make the bench!

Aguero hattrick. Why is he my vice captain?

Has Gyan been sold to Turkey yet?

Stephen Ireland on loan.

Ba? What happened to New Striker?

Signed for Fulham.

Wanking sign in front of Rachael's face.

Didn't know Steve Sidwell was an Arsenal fan.

Is there any point in that Scottish bloke being there?

"Tony likes the big lads."

Kaka to Spurs?

Meanwhile in London... http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/vkm/ruiz.jpg EDIT: I spent twenty fucking minutes on this!

Helicopter gets a mention!

So his twenty kids can get on television.

Fuck Jim Whit, Natalie Sawyer's on!

Fuck it, let's get everyone!

Liam Ridgewell bid lodged.

Well then get back on the game, man! I've just come off! I should really go back on!

Goes on the Xbox after watching all day and something happens.

"Oh Yeah!"

Has he been good at LYon? No idea but he was highly rated so I'm surprised Lyon's allowed him to move.

Pjanic went to Roma!