Ritchie

Have we equalised against the mighty Doncaster yet?

Ipswich are losing.

Nice one you fucking pricks.

Did he? He seems to be on the ground in the middle of their pitch at the mo.

Abu Ogogo has gone gone!

What happened to Burnley's keeper Jenson?

I'm staying positive. We're going to play shit but scrape a 1-0 win.

Marley the Dog.

Nice one you bunch of useless cunts! This sort of attitude got us fucking relegated in the first place!

Anyone know what kit we're wearing?

Hurray! We've equalised against the mighty Scunthorpe!

Bawr! Bawr!

Have we conceded yet?

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A goal for Sheffield United against Manchester City in the FA Cup one year wasn't disallowed when the ball hit off a balloon so I don't see why this one should be, either.

Sky.

Our players' attitude has gone from 'too good to go down' to 'too good to get beat'. It needs sorting.

Jonas has had more shots in this match than he has in the entire year.

Wahey!! Twenty minutes too late, like.

There's too many of their players behind the ball when we get it. Doubt we'll get anything now.

Jonas!!

Holy Shit! An attack!

He kicked the ball away. Did he? What a cunt!

Thought that was harsh. Was a nothing tackle.

Boro lost. Weren't they favourites before the season started?