Ritchie

What the Fuck!? This can't be happening!

11th.

Just watching their press conference again. Valencia still can't speak English, ffs. He's been in the country for atleast two years.

http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,23791,15855_5431199,00.html "There were a few more clubs in for me than the press would suggest." Stop kidding yourself, you cunt.

Owen given #7. He's going to flop so bad.

Michael Owen! Glad he's goin'! We don't want him anymore! Don't forget to shut the door!

We'll be lucky to reach the play-offs.

We're getting taken over, We're getting taken over! Narh, narh, narh, narh, HEY! Narh, narh, narh, narh, HEY!

Confirmed. Two year contract.

Galatasaray have signed Leo Franco and Kadar Keita.

Never thought I'd hear a Darius Vassell chant.

Daniel Sturridge to Chelsea, confirmed.

Wolves sign Andrew Surman. Portsmouth release Jerome Thomas, Glen Little, Lauren, Noe Pamarot and Djimi Traore while offering Kanu a new one year contract.

Sean Davis, Mark Davies, Kevin Davies. I hope they arent all in their starting eleven.

He's Gone!

is that the guy who was meant to play for us this year and got injured? nacho? Narh.

Steven Fletcher signs for Burnley.

It won't be long before the mackems XI is full of Tottenham rejects.

Free? Probably.

Stephen Kelly to Fulham, confirmed.

Too bad, we'll never wear it.

Everton make five million bid for Kyle Naughton.

Is Xisco playing?

Because they're willing to spend fifteen million plus on Johnson and I doubt either of them are willing to sit on the bench.

I doubt anyone will be gutted to see the back of Shola.