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waste of a career. Subliminal talent, shame the package was built by indians Who are you? Prince Philip? subliminal? without thinking??? i think you meant sublime??? and why have a go at indians??

that match was cack, an i can honestly say i am better than smith and ameobi put together!!!! at least spiderman looked like he had some fight in him!!! the rest of it was cack!!!

"The first day's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in, hand you your uniform and force you to pose for the photographer while loads of fat, tattooed, skinheads shout abuse at you. That's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. That's when it hits home. That's when you realise you've signed for Newcastle."

ackbackistanania

I once met someone at work who claimed to be claustrophobic and agrophobic?? how the hell does that work?

that was just handbags at dawn!

he will be out by the start of the season, will serve 3 months max

Why? It's as good a way as any to break the ice with people. cos invariably people who do this are ill mannerd beer gutted slobs who wear thick gold chains and swear and drink too much,

And also he plays for us, and he's one of our better players at the moment. Still, don't let that cloud your hatred. Jesus i was only joking, although he does live near me. Pilko - My cousin's wife is mates with Carroll's gf and she is indeed quite fit. and i hear she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

sad news, but i cant believe that in his statement they read out on ssn he never mentioned his mother once, just thanked people for support. Surely his mother should have been paid tribute to in franks statement?

I gave him a 10. Was easily our best player tbf. i have been saying that all afternoon! he was class for the toon, he did wel in first game of season against spurs, beed dog poo since then though

a striker who doesnt strike!!!! magnificent! still , who's the fool? he's probably earning 50k a week

I actually saw elvis the last time i was at the match, and he has been dead a few years, he had drug issues too, i wonder if he had one of the free tickets.

I agree, its brought a tear to my eye every night for many months. This guy IS the best in the world, he just hasnt shown it yet, and he was massively underpaid at NUFC. I agree, he makes ronaldo look crap to be honest

agreed

He is the spitting image of tom jones!!!

Its obas, it has replaced the ferrari often parked at the baltic where his shag pad is

since when has Butt ever been an attacking player??

aye and he used to drive a black rangie too, until it caught fire! he drinks in my club, he has always been a tool

ALAN SMITHS CONTRACT ?? TEAR IT UP!!

I think I am very similar to Smith, I am fit and will run round all day and try my heart out, however in footballing terms,skill wise i am shite!

Me

Whilst waiting in departures at newcastle airport i saw Rozenhal doing the walk of shame as he waited to board his flight out of toon after he was farmed out on loan.

i dont understand this move??? never looked that shite and should have at least had a season to adjust properly.

Probably another bail condition. His appearance on TV could cause people to injure themselves trying to throw their tellys out the window.