ED209

He was going to be the next big thing wasn’t he?

On Friday night I had a dream that Sandro went charging after a long ball and ended up running off the pitch and into a shop window. Except the window wasn’t made of conventional glass it was some kind of flexible plastic thing made of layers of flexible plastic. Sandro got stuck in between the two layers and suffocated to death. He looked a bit like Han Solo when he was frozen in carbonate. Make what you want of my rather odd dream.

My sources are saying that he has failed his medical due to the absence of any backbone.

repossessed. Gambling debts.

Fair thee well sweet prince

This fookah not resigned yet?

Like a new signing next season, a shyte new signing.

Not impressed with the Michael Jackson celebration. Totally inappropriate given the type of character Jackson was. Needs to be sent on loan to the Serbian third division until he learns how to behave.

Will be true, I used to work at the uni around that time and would play 5/7 aside at lunchtimes. Was only one changing room back then and I was often in there with the players . i remember playing 7aside outside one day and twatting a high wide and handsome thunderbastard of s shot off the side of Ginolas Range Rover, he was sitting in it at the time and wasn’t impressed.

Pulling out of LIV golf I see.

Why does Wissa not come out and tell us what’s up? Don’t think I have ever seen him do any sort of interview ever.

Did he not have a 6year contract? Quids in!

Joseph Naso, Joseph Miller, Joseph Danks, Joseph James De Angelo Jr, Joseph Kappen to name but a few serial killers names Joseph.

Shyte

Heard he’s a fan of Big Luke’s.

probably get out on Monday when changes to the bail act come into force.

He will play on Sunday, score three and will be hailed as the new Shola.

I spent the first ten minutes repeatedly saying he was shyte.

nah, he’s just a crap footballer.

Charged with section 18 assault, maximum penalty life imprisonment I believe. If he is convicted he is going to prison I think.

he’s not even as good as me.

Bloody hell. He just touched the ball.

aye got to Be better than bringing Wissa on. Has he even touched the ball?

Nah. Osula off and big Joe on. Wilt up top.