Numbers

We did a goal.

Nah it will come.

Gouffran yet again fucking around with the ball at the edge of the area.

Mission Successful.

*Lick* did i mention we had injuries *Lick*

Are the crowd booing or is it my shit stream?

Spot on, no way we will be looking for anyone that has the potential to rock the boat.

Was it not a second yellow?? Bot gonna lie, I'm dipping in and out of this. Looked like it should be a yellow mind. Straight red, sent of because of the Everton Players reaction if you ask me. Was never a straight red.

Pathetic from the ref tbh, soft as fuck.

What a fucking dope.

Eh?

Gave the ball away about 5 times before conceding the penalty as well, thanks for his inclusion in Midfield Carver you fucking tit.

Carvers been picking the team with Pardew for years, what do you expect?

Obertan looking like a lost puppy as per usual.

Most retarded team selection ever.

Don't watch and it doesn't, it's doing wonders for me. I just look at the results at the moment, the performances are predictable so I don't see the point. That's a decent call, but I can't tear myself away. My Dad took me as a little kid and I'm 42 now and it's became a norm for me. I've tried really hard to detach myself but I find myself sneaking on to watch it/listen to it, a bit like texting or ringing an ex bird when you know you shouldn't. I have however stopped going under Ashley which me and me fatha both agreed to before he died so I guess that's some kind of progress.

Fuck off John please, thanks. You're so out of your depth.

This is us now lads embrace the horror. We promote a Prefect to Headmaster, whatever is the cheapest bollocks available that's what we do. Anyone that thinks a new manager is coming in at the end of the season is fucking deluded, how many chances will you give these bell ends to change things. Lee Charnley is probably under qualified for a fucking paper round.

Comedy that. What was the plan? Did that work out as expected? Obertan looks like a random dude that wandered onto the pitch. John Charvers Black and White Army....buckle up for the ride lads hes here to stay.

Decent save tbf.

BT Sport in gagging for a Man U win shocker.

"Not that kind of lad", he's looking straight at him as he does it ffs. As if anyone can try and defend him. How can he spit?

Comical shit as usual.

Nice dive by Clerverley