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Hope he falls in a bucket of tits and comes out sucking his thumb.

More risk than a Left Back. Get rid.

Honestly I know I'm being a bit harsh here bit i genuinely hope this fucker goes to make a soft boiled egg and it turns out to be hard boiled.

Honestly how the fuck does he get away with it? Gets a easy ride from the media. Hope he goes to chuck a penny in a well and falls in and suffers a horrendous drowning incident.

How? Did you even? You're a proper perv like

Hope he gets his best kegs caught on a barbed wire fence.

Hope he goes out to a posh restaurant in a white shirt and gets a dinner medal.

Hope his Aunty had bollocks and she was actually his uncle.

In what world does that even happen?

RIP Pavel.

Did they get applauded off again for the "effort"?

"Magnificent" again today. Prepare yourselves.

That's all we have that run from Sissoko been the same all season. Fucking hideous.

Woeful. Sadly we won't sack him, stability boys.

Same team same scoreline shocker.

That challenge

Hope you pull through mate.

That is literally the only plan we have.

Fucking ruined everyone's Christmas, wanker.

We would be infinitely better if we had a left back who could actually pass the ball, he gives the ball away so much with his mindless hoofs. If we are getting a pass succession rate of 70% I hold dummett fully responsible.

Dummett hates the ball like.

so like every other game Been the same all season, stop that and we're fucked.

We're so predictable man, our only outlet is the ball out to Sissoko on the Right and hope he does something with it.

We've not turned up second half like.

Aye the pitch is a bit ropey but he's still turd, panics and wants rid of the ball asap.