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Mackems knackered after 45 mins of runaround.

It is a natural reaction to blame things you do not understand - get the pitchforks and burning torches lads. Intruder on the pitch smashing hawkeye.

Cry me a f***ing river. Hawkeye, Developed in Newcastle by Mags.

Things not going their way as usual

All them pink seats.

Owned by Pochettino today tbh.

The Wonga thing has broke him, don't think he's interested.

Soft cunt, thought he had been shot by a sniper.

Should have hit it when he had the chance.

Huh?

Urgh

Writing was on the wall like.

Please can we have the ball.

GW 16: Man City 2-0 Arsenal Cardiff 0-1 West Brom Chelsea 2-1 Crystal Palace Everton 2-0 Fulham Newcastle 2-1 Southampton West Ham 2-1 Sunderland Hull 1-1 Stoke Aston Villa 0-1 Man Utd Norwich 1-1 Swansea Tottenham 1-2 Liverpool

Didn't Sakho score prior to the Skrtel OG? Was told it was an OG. Think the Sakho one was a James Collins own goal.

Got it spot on today.

GW15: Man Utd 2-2 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-0 Cardiff City Liverpool 2-0 West Ham Southampton 1-3 Man City Stoke City 1-2 Chelsea West Brom 2-0 Norwich Sunderland 1-2 Tottenham Fulham 0-1 Aston Villa Arsenal 2-1 Everton Swansea 2-0 Hull City

Your kidding me, he thrust his head in Debuchys direction and made minimal contact. Rules of the game are thats a sending off. Doesn't matter how soft it looked. If it was Joey Barton it would be a nine match ban.

Worth adding they had none of their Strikers. More embarrasing if thats possible.

Will Shelvey be banned retrospectively?

Pardews tactics would have scraped a 1-1 if he was managing Liverpool.

Worst subs ever?