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I'm pretty sure Mike Ashley bought Joelinton just so he could justify not spending big money on players.

Well, you know, we did hit the post, that would have been 1-1.

Be patient, Brucie hasn't done his half time team talk yet. He needs to sap any remaning belief from the team.

After Mouth of the Tynes twitter post I had locked my dogs away in case they got hurt.

Could of had someones eye out.

Some paper planes on the side of the pitch

Amazed by how placid the crowd are, not surprised mind, most are probably playing Candy Crush on their phones.

Bruce tactics, hope for some ASM magic. End.

Joelinton Fucking dog shit.

They've only one CB fit, good old Brucie sets up defensive

Look at Bruce man giving Ritchie instructions, up the road, turn left, Bobs Kebabs, make it a large with extra grease.

Timid as fuck as per usual.

30% possession

Not really.

Delicious. Need someone to sprinkle some salt on the slug.

Any paper planes yet?

Never seen as many people paying to be fucked over.

Howay the Sack.

What a cunt.

You couldn't make it up, Slags off Hayden then plays him as CB again.

Not a chance, already turned us down before we plummed for Brucie.

Mostly Manchester people trolling that we are delusional, same people that slag the Glazers off despite them investing money we could only dream of. Edit: Actually they probably aren't from Manchester if they support Man U.

I mean just look at the cesspit of pundits etc, they weren't even the best at what they did when they were playing.

He will bail just at the point where its almost impossible to keep us up.

I hate Steve Bruce because Lee Ryder told me to, not because hes a fucking terrible, lazy, obnoxious manager. Whos with me?