Joe_F

"got the ball"....fuck off Alan Smith.

Be nice if we could keep the ball for more than ten seconds.

We gave Spurs a hell of a tougher game than Everton are.

Man City 1-3 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Bournemouth Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 West Bromwich Albion Everton 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur Leicester City 1-3 Chelsea Southampton 2-0 Watford Stoke City 0-3 Manchester United Burnley 1-1 Crystal Palace Swansea City 2-0 Newcastle United West Ham United 3-0 Huddersfield Town

Thank fuck we didn't pay that loan fee. That would have been disastrous.

Pablo took monitoring for genuine interest. Bless.

Aye that makes more sense. Walk with your head held high Rafa.

How would we not accept a loan for only 6 months when we're desperate. Fucking clowns man.

We'll accept, after all this is Newcastle United we're not a Fulham.

Wouldn't blame Rafa one bit if he walked out today of this fucking shambles of a club.

We're gearing up to monitor

Just when you thought this window couldn't get any worse ffs

Sake

https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/902630861954277380

We'll complete Kenedy at noon on deadline day and Downie will stand outside SJP and say 'Mike tells me business is done'.

Bollocks....next

We're playing a faackin pub team . Not faackin good enaaff

Ashley would love to see the back of him. Much too ambitious for his liking.

Absolutely ridiculous Mitrovic

Merino though

Oh for fucks sake.

Remy played a massive five league games last season on loan at Palace. Fucking desperate.

Gameweek 3 fixtures Bournemouth 0 v 2 Manchester City Crystal Palace 2 v 1 Swansea City Huddersfield Town 0 v 1 Southampton Newcastle United 1 v 2 West Ham United Watford 2 V 0 Brighton & Hove Albion Manchester United 3 v 2 Leicester City Chelsea 2 v 1 Everton West Bromwich Albion 2 v 1 Stoke City Liverpool 1 v 1 Arsenal Tottenham Hotspur 2 v 0 Burnley

Stop giving us hope man ffs