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Time to go for Findley now, tbh.

Ridiculous how the ITV commentators are trying to make out like that was good work by Green. He's all over the shop.

wtf is he even doing in the squad? My thoughts exactly.

No he won't, so why are you saying it? Because he fancies Beckham.

Aw fuck. What was Carragher thinking?

he will be if the US get a winner. Get fucked! Engerland til I die, tbh. Sure as fuck I'm never going to support those obese war-mongering arseholes like so many bitter Scottish nationalists.

Shows how much you know about things then.

We're gonna get humped, aren't we?

Looks to me like some Jock bastard greased Green's gloves pre-match.

Robert Green is a Scottish fucking interloper.

Fucking woeful watching England sat here in Scotland with so many born again Yanks in the country!

Delighted for Milner. Go on, son!

Stick them in the microwave for a couple of minutes, should be fine.

I presume he's in the pub already.

Is R Kelly South African? Haven't they just imported an American? I mean...they're calling the thing Soccer Stadium. Now this. Fucking unbelievable.

First they have dung beetles and now they have R Kelly?

Anyone else totally sick of Vuvuzelas, yet?

I think we can all see now why having an African nation host the World Cup was such a massive gamble. More empty seats there than at the Stadium of Shite, btw.

A fucking dung beetle? FFS!

I refer you to the answer Colo's Short and Curlies gave some moments ago...

Have to say I will have to laugh if Liverpool struggle next season as a result of all this turmoil off the pitch, and no doubt they will lose a number of their high profile players after the World Cup. Oh, I think I may just have to gloat if they do a Portsmouth.

Now this is a rumour I like. That would be immense. And it's credible...after all, Freddie's always had a soft spot for giving Rangers great wads of cash for no good reasong (e.g. Boumsong).

Oh for fuck's sake, I've only just realised that this was on ITV1 only and not on Scottish TV. Fucking hate you Alex Salmond, I fucking hate you!!!

He's not signing for Newcastle.

This thread is a total joke. Kris Boyd won't even be signing for Newcastle, so I don't know why you're getting your knickers in a twist about whether he will or won't cut it at Premiership level...even though it's fucking obvious he will...as he'll no doubt go on to prove at Birmingham or Blackburn Rovers.