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Replacements for who? Tiote? Cabaye? Coloccini? Why even try second guessing the cunts, man? There's no rhyme or reason to their actions. Other than chasing the money.

Occupy St James?

I think what hurts most is not just the violation of the club's history and tradition, but the fact that going by the timing of the announcement, it's all so furtive and cynical. He's such a coward. He'll have had this planned for weeks, if not months, and timed it purposely to happen during a long period of there being no home games.

Won't be allowed in, remember. Colour co-ordinated t-shirts then.

http://p.twimg.com/AdzilULCIAAiNuA.jpg Wicked song.

Probably been asked before, if so then apologies, but do the club include people in their attendance figures who enter via the side doors rather than through the turnstiles? Anyone?

Thanks maddy. Even I was getting bored of how tedious this was. So was Frank. Ye little bastard! EDIT: I was totally scratching my head trying to work out who Frank was!

Aye. It's known as a Tory government.

Thanks maddy. Even I was getting bored of how tedious this was.

He's worse that Lionel Perez ever was.

Showed himself to be a total liability today. Get rid in the January sales, Mike, and bring in someone better...like Craig Gordon.

Aye. Lucky. http://www.tonybaldry.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Somalia-famine.jpg

Moan moan, whinge whinge. Lucky to have a fucking season ticket at all man. Get a grip.

We'll not sustain the defensive record we have so far with that awful pairing of Guthrie and Gosling. Immobile, uncreative and just a bit too inert. Adequate back-up for a bottom six team, not good enough for the top end by any stretch of the imagination.

Sounds like foreplay to me...

Nice. Is there any chance they could move other people's season ticket seats at whim like that?

You cheeky fucking bastid! You better not mean the fat fuck dressed up as an Arab. I was just sat here explaining to the wife that every club has its arseholes!

Right then stattos: when were we last 3rd in the Premiership?

Lovenkrands? No thanks.

One Alan Pardew One Alan Pardew Walking along Singing a sing Walking in a Pardew Wonderland....

Get it up you Stoke you fucking filthy cunts. DEMBA BA!!!

BOOM SHAK A LAK!!!!

Like for like replacement, man. In just the same way as if you have a tonne of gold and I take it from you and give you a tonne of pigshit. Fucking hell. May as well have brought on Alan Smith.

Penalty would never have happened if Perch hadn't been allowed to stand up. FFS!