GM

Ach, that's nothing. Hamann got a copy of Mein Kampf, ffs. Purely banter, like. Duncan Ferguson didn't see the funny side of receiving a prison uniform. This shit's got me giggling. So childish.

You do realise "mimi" is an Irish WUM from Donegal, right?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/3042388269_496f1b960e.jpg Haw hee haw hee haw hee haw...

Ach, that's nothing. Hamann got a copy of Mein Kampf, ffs. Purely banter, like.

Agree, so long as you mean... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZAtzcthSxM

Like it makes any sense.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Harry-Redknapp-Milan-Mandaric-and-Peter-Storrie-will-go-to-court-to-try-and-get-tax-charges-against-them-dropped-article555041.html Probably April 2012, by the looks of things.

Link doesn't work for me

He really was.

Nixon and teasy seem to have found themselves a love match.

Spaniard weren't he? South American

Julio Geordio

His booking today was laughable. No idea how I missed that.

And that is why watching a TV highlights programme is no substitute for being at the match for the full 90 minutes.

To be fair, neither did he most probably.

What Lies, damned lies and statistics.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/top_scorers/default.stm 5th best striker in the best league in the world. Still not Premiership quality striker though.

Lorenzo Amoruso

Yeah and them three quite a few then, I'll get my coat! How about any decent Italian defenders that have played in the prem? Festa at Boro?

Paulo di Canio, anyone? EDIT: Ah, I see Fenham Mag got there before me. Good.

I wouldn't put it past this shower of shit to extend his contract (albeit on a much lower salary when Smith realises not even Division 1 clubs are willing to touch him with their local rivals' bargepoles) or worse still...make him Pardew's replacement.

Watch this: Now imagine that you are the cat and Mike Ashley is holding the laser pen. Dwell on that thought for a while. Really let it sink in. That is exactly what is happening here - every single time there's a suggestion of a new signing. Trouble is, he'll just fuck off with the laser pen once he's had his fun at our expense.

Those Muntari rumours just aren't going away are they? i know but he is better than Smith, as someone just noted That's like saying having your trousers caked in vomit is better than having them caked in shit though.

Those Muntari rumours just aren't going away are they?