Minhosa

Paid a heavy price for setting the side up wrong at the start today. Shame.

Pardew: Steady Cheick, Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeadddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyy.

Game over, get Tiote etc off before they get sent off.

Oh piss off.

Carrick's a whinging cunt.

That's a corner every time.

If we're 2 down with a few minutes to go, I'd very much appreciateb someone breaking Rob the Rapist in two please. Thanks very much.

Very unlucky.

Strange taking young Fergus off, especially with Jonas being on a booking.

So has Cabaye.

Sensors on the line innit?

Anita coming on with the Big Sho.

I'm with you on that.

Fucking hell Harper.

If we get one here, we'll get something from the game.

"You're fucking shit scared of Fergie", sing the crowd.

That's fucking in.

Oh piss of Evra.

That's a goal.

Er, booking ref?

Looking forward to Benny asking him if he trusts his wife........

Gah I really hope it goes that way otherwise all my ManYoo mates get free rides off me for a week.

As much as he's a big miss, don't forget we got bashed a few times last year with him in the side.

How you feeling fella? Still ok. Added something on us to draw now. Brave man. First 20 mins of second half absolutely vital. Fingers crossed for you.

What's Cabaye doing giving Evra a fucking cuddle on the way off.