Minhosa

How you feeling fella? Still ok. Added something on us to draw now. Brave man. First 20 mins of second half absolutely vital. Fingers crossed for you.

What's Cabaye doing giving Evra a fucking cuddle on the way off.

Fergie's rancid owld cock I should imagine.

FFS. Another bastard corner.

He's been fine since going 4-3-3. Spent the first 20 minutes marking 4 players and mopping up Tiote's loose passes. He's not imposed himself at all imho.

He's wearing Fergie Shades.

Terrible from Evra.

No booking there but Tiote get's one for a bit of role play? GTF.

If Cabaye had of turned up this half I think we'd have one back.

Yep. Fucking Stevie Wonder was waving his imaginery card at the TV in America.

That's the most obvious booking in the world.

De Gea

In the face.

Or Robin the Rapist.

Safest bet in history. Death and taxes.

Would love Yohan to have just sauntered up and nutted the cunt there.

Compared to Chris Waddle, he's the voice of reason.

Get in Ducklips.

He's got away with worse in his life. That's what she said.

Fucking hate that Dutch cunt.

We've never been this bad at set pieces under Pardew. He'll be pissed at this.

Unlucky. Nice move.

COME ON!!!!!!!!

Are we talking about holding on to a 0 - 2 scoreline? No. About trying to win some control of the game and potentially push HBA further up the pitch later on.