Minhosa

He can't get a proper run up mate, the ground is too narrow.

I don't think it will - they'll say it's dangerous play.

A loss at Sunderland and he'll have a job on getting any fucker to sing his praises, apart from Stu obviously.

It depends on how the law's interpreted - I think we'll appeal but I bet it sticks for 'dangerous play'.

Who's the jock co-commentator? Good that he talking sense.

Appeal everyday for that btw.

We're fucked here if he walks.

Cunts.

A 'waste of time competition' - are you having a laugh? It's the most high profile domestic cup competition in the world.

I'd be more inclined to forgive the cunts if the kids were playing but this is a full strength team ffs.

smith Thanks.

Who's Tio on for?

Media are going to fucking pan us for this. Looking forward to Alan 'Gobshite' Pardew's chat after this. Fucking silly cunt.

Lovely, he's great don't get me wrong but I can't see him scoring a hatick. Pointless risking him now.

Fucking appalling display.

Wankers.

Fucks sake.

Well done Nile lad.

Don't you mean 'Graz'? Get to fuck ESPN. Wankers.

I don't want Tiote anywhere near this game. Nor do I but needs must.

Pardew's come to win this by not playing the kids so he needs a plan B. I'd bring Tiote on just to up our tempo and allow Nolan to move forward without knowing Smith is behind him waiting to fuck up.

There is only one side in this.

Barton needs to be moving those ad boards when he's taking his corners.

He's fucking landing by the time the ball starts to drop. Timing is miles out compared to during the week.