Minhosa

It's not everyday you get the chance to work with the great Alan Pardew. I should think Mourinho's and SAF have their eyes on it in the event we can't attract any other football heavyweights.

Loan with an agreed fee if he does well would be a good deal. Would completely de-risk any deal but there would be no upside to Spurs, unless the agreed fee is on the high side.

Londons Calling. I refuse to accept he's worth a shot at this job and can't get past his obvious involvement in the CH sacking, manoeuvring himself alongside dumb and dumber. The bookies had him down as a favourite long before CH was packing his boxes and with no right meaning he's a conniving cunt as far as I'm concerned.

They'll be having him down to London for a bollocking tomorrow. Probably do it in the privacy of a poker room though.

Souness type bollocks that. He used to say that all of the time. How did anyone know Tiote could 'carry the shirt'? Complete crock of shite.

Whats he said? Asked about Keane and Bentley, said something about yes there's truth in both, Combined £13m fee i'd guess. I hope there's a decimal fucking point missing from that figure. If we're spaffing that kind of sum on a pair of Spurs rejects we'll not be buying HBA and he's better than both.

Cringe-tastic. Tis true Baggio. One of Englands most prestigious clubs with a league one manager. He'll not have my support. The team - Yes Pardew - No.

All piss and no shit.

I'd be inclined to give George Best a run out here in place of shola.

Top drawer Joey B.

Why do we always need the other team to score before we start pressing? Fucking annoying.

I'd be tempted to hoy both on. Me too.

Eygpt.

We need to pressure them further up the pitch.

Ben Arfa would be wiping his cock on their defence too.

Which is why Wigan are bound to score.

QFT.

I'd put my cock on the block it'd be Taylor and not Jose costing us here.

Fine by me. Ran out of patience with him now.

Fucking shite header from Taylor. Every time that cunt is near a ball my heart is in my mouth.

Who put Cafu in a Danny Simpson shirt?

Agree 100%.

Hardly any sustained possession in the final third.

Phew! I got 34 minutes in the 'Tiote Booking' sweep.