mouldy_uk

Please shut up Drury you fucking gorm

So who else is thinking ‘don’t score too early’

Decent start

WTF is this camera angle

Not promising anything if Longstaff touches grass

Sky pumping the fucking adverts

Got some catching up to do

Switching off Sky until a few mins before kick off, just can’t watch the build-up

Be amazed if Bruno and/or Joe don’t pick up a booking in the first 10

Drury’s favourite meal - Tossed Salah’d

Looking forward to my first nervous poo of the day, going to be epic

I feel so negative about this that I think I someone to slap some optimism into me. It’s probably my subconscious trying to protect me from more pain.

ET

please don’t mock him before Sunday, the footballing gods are watching

we’ll be 3-0 up by then

Praying for ET to give me copium for the weekend

Was Chesney the one and only they could sign?

I know what you mean, but if we win the media will forever be chucking in ‘the trophy that Newcastle won because…xxx was injured’, obviously that doesn’t work the other way (if we lose)